(Source: dulect, via your-lioness)

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

(via drama-by-obama)

cooldudebro:

if a calculator did this to me id shit my pants

cooldudebro:

if a calculator did this to me id shit my pants

(Source: stardustcrusades, via sexceptionul)

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

(Source: ruinlion, via drama-by-obama)

basedpidgeot:

nbcparksandrec:

Oh baby. #KnopedUp

the parks and rec tumblr really isnt subtle with spoilers is it

basedpidgeot:

nbcparksandrec:

Oh baby. #KnopedUp

the parks and rec tumblr really isnt subtle with spoilers is it

(via pizza)

(Source: alsk00, via burlesquebitches)

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via but-you-look-like-a-nerd)

politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist: a person who supports feminism.

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

(via 1-like-cats)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

(Source: mysticsofthelowersort, via theroseisaliveandwell)

(Source: peterpayne, via itsmemacleod)